Student Stress-Relief Toolkit
Hey, you! You're looking a little stressed. Even though PERRLA makes writing papers easier, it’s still hard, and sometimes stressful.
Let this page your refuge from paper-related stress. Now, breathe in, slowly, through your nose... hold it... exhale through your mouth... and see if there's anything here that reduces your stress for a few minutes.
PERRLA - Radio Commerical
Accuracy. Integrity. And, above all, Humility. That's what makes our software the best in this and all possible future worlds. View Script
Overdue Paper Song
Paper overdue? No prob! Light a candle and play this song for your teacher. View Lyrics
Mobile App Development Meeting
You probably know that we have iOS/Android mobile apps for APA and MLA. Before we built them we recorded a development meeting wherein we brainstormed ideas for mobile apps. We were this close to developing a virtual corndog...
Paper Hatin' Rap
Awwwww yeah! Hatin’ that paper? Check out our rap song and customer-crowd-sourced video...
For more information about this video, click here.
Serena J. Sparkles
As far as we know, we’re the only company that employs a unicorn.
Meet Serena J. Sparkles, our magical unicorn of serenity. Read more!
Paper Tigers, Unite!
Ready to revolt against too many papers, amigo?! Introducing Che Gramarra, revolutionary-for-hire and champion of oppressed students everywhere. Read more
PERRLA - Radio Commerical
Time...
It's the most precious thing in our lives.
We spend that precious time with our friends and loved ones.
But, what if a teacher assigns a research paper that's due tomorrow?
Will you have the time to write it, AND continue to obsess over Facebook, AND text your friends with the frequency of a monkey on crack?
You will, if you have PERRLA.
You see, every day here at PERRLA, the scientists in our labs are working hard to ensure that you have the tools you need to create your papers quickly and accurately.
Creating great software is all we do.
In fact, most of us couldn't get a second look from a female if we
were wrapped in bacon and thrown into a cage with a hungry lioness.
Accuracy. Integrity. And, above all, Humility.
That's what makes our software the best in this and all possible future worlds.
We're PERRLA, damn it!
Overdue Paper Song
I know this paper’s overdue
But I’m telling you
I finally wrote it
(I did… I wrote the paper)
You said you wouldn’t accept it late
Said you wouldn’t wait
And now I’m begging you to take it
(You’ve got me on my knees, Professor)
But you had to know
When you first saw me what a slacker I’d be
I’d turn a paper in late on some future date
Cause I’m a Pro at Crastinate
I know this paper’s overdue
But I’m begging you, my Paper Guru
Begging you, you know I had the flu.
Please…